Saturday, October 10, 2009

Reasons Bud Selig Will Miss Bond Breaking Hank Aaron's Record

Originally Posted on Foxsports.com on July 24, 2007.


10. Organizing cookbook collection. No, no, I meant Cooked Books Collection!

9. Going over grand jury testimony with US Attorney.

8. Dusting exhibits at the Hall of Fame.

7. Can't miss eating Wednesday special at Gilles Frozen Custard.

6. Figuring out way to add additional wild cards to playoff schedule.

5. Taking Pete Rose's confession that he bet on baseball. Again.

4. Calling MLB lawyers to ask if he can declare a strike and suspend games indefinitely.

3. Working on guest list for retirement party. In 2009.

2. Calling George Mitchell to see if he's found anything yet

1. Begging Hank Aaron to please, please, please come out of retirement.

Drug Testing: Driving, Biking & Positive Results

Originally Posted on Foxsports.com on July 25, 2007.

What do Lindsey Lohan, Alexandre Vinokourov, and Aaron Fike have in common?

Allegations of illegal drug use plagued all three this summer. Lohan apparently failed an alcohol test this morning after she was stopped for chasing another vehicle, and police reports indicate she had cocaine in her pocket at the time.

Vinokourov was a favorite to win the Tour de France until his blood test came back "positive" for a blood transfusion. While this isn't criminal behavior in and of itself, it does violate the rules for the Tour. Vinokourov's team withdrew from competition, but indicated that a crash earlier in the race may have contributed to a false positive. The Tour itself has taken several hits for its drug policy in the wake of the Floyd Landis affair, and the continuing allegations of steriod use in the sport.

Fike was arrested last month at an amusement park and found to be in possession of heroin. His criminal charges have not been resolved, but he was booted immediately from his Craftsman Truck ride.

Fike's arrest provoked a healthy discussion of Nascar's substance abuse policies. To date, Nascar has suspended several drivers since 1998: in addition to Fike, Shane Hmiel (three failed tests with an ultimate lifetime ban), Brian Rose, Kevin Grubb and Tyler Walker were all suspended for illegal drug usage.

Ironically, Walker and Hmiel went and raced in other series - despite the positive results of the Nascar drug tests. Kevin Harvick commented, "I believe every driver in every national series should be drug-tested a couple of times a year randomly, regardless of who you are or what you're doing."

His harshest words were for Nascar, "Shame on Nascar for not policing our garage better than what they police it right now, we're all professional athletes and shoudl be treated like professional athletes in other professional sports, and shame on them for not doing that."

Autoweek commented that since Nascar drivers are are independent contractors, and as such are subject to the whims of Nascar. If Nascar required the stringent testing of the Tour de France bikers, drivers would comply - or not race.

The Indy Racing League imposed a strong drug testing policy. Two drivers are selected randomly every other weekend to be tested. As of Nashville, Brian Barnhart estimated that 80% of drivers had already been tested this season.

One unstated reason why Nascar is leary of getting into the drug testing business is the Tim Richmond debacle. Richmond was a winning driver. His career was taking off, when he "took some time off" in 1987. Richmond claimed he had double pnemonia. But Richmond's hard partying lifestyle led to speculation as to what was causing his tired appearance at the track and his stint at a clinic.

Richmond ran only eight races in 1987, but won two races that season. When he tried to return to Daytona in 1988, Nascar demanded a drug test. Nascar "released" the results, indicating Richmond had tested positive for banned substances. Nascar suspended him indefinitely.

Richmond denied the accusation and requested another test. That test showed Richmond was clean. Nascar was forced to admit that the only substances in Richmond's blood were over the counter medications - Sudafed and Advil, which are not banned by Nascar. But by that time, Nascar knew Richmond's secret - he had AIDS. But Nascar was suspicious that he may have contracted it through a drug needle (versus unprotected sex. Richmond was known for the line of beautiful women he "dated").

Nascar then demanded his medical records, Richmond threatened to sue based on the erroneous test results and bogus suspension, alleging Nascar knew he was clean when it declared him dirty and that the publication of the results was an invasion of his privacy.

But the lawsuit threatened to disclose his medical status to the public, so Richmond withdrew the suit, and never raced again. He died in August, 1989. Nascar never appologized to him.

Nascar learned the perils of suspending a driver, and also learned that disclosing too much information to the public could hurt their pocketbook based on privacy issues. Nascar's response to the Richmond debacle has been once bitten, twice shy.

Nascar defends its policy by claiming they only test with reasonable suspicion that someone is in violation.

The ugly reality: substance abuse is rampant in society. Why think sports or racing in particular is any different? Sticking your head in the sand just gets sand in your eyes.

Tomorrow, my ideas on what changes need to be made in autoracing drug policies.

Information from SI.com, wikipedia, Autoweek, Nascar.com, Ronda Rich.

Why Goodell Should Send Vick to Camp

Originally Posted on Foxsports.com on July 23, 2007.

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell ordered Michael Vick not attend the Atlanta Falcons training camp, slated to start on Thursday. Interestingly enough, Thursday is the day Vick is to be arraigned in Federal Court on the dogfighting charges.

Goodell wrote Vick a letter which said that "While it is for the criminal justice system to determine your guilt or innocence, it is my responsibility as commissioner of the National Football League to determine whether your conduct, even if not criminal, nonetheless violated league policies, including the Personal Conduct Policy."

Vick is innocent until proven guilty, but the NFL has been enforcing its conduct code and benching players who are in legal trouble before convictions are issued by the Courts.

Thus, the sticky wicket all sides find themselves stuck in. What to do that is (1) fair to Vick, who is merely accused of a crime (2) fair to the league who is interested in law-abiding competitors and (3) fair to fans who are both for and against punishment at this point?

Vick should go to camp. And he should get "hurt" at camp. {By this I mean he should not actually be hurt by someone, but that he should announce his knee's injured or something similar - with the blessing of the NFL & team, naturally}. Is this lying to the public? Maybe, but with Vick's leg problems, it is possible that he could even have a legitimate injury or surgery to fall back on.

It is the best of both worlds for everyone involved - the NFL and Falcons do not have to punish him, and Vick doesn't lose face by being sat by either the Commish or the team. Both sides can then wait until the federal case is resolved to decide what is next. The player's union does not have to get involved, and no horrible precedent is set for the next time someone is federally indicted.

Yes, Michael Vick should go to camp, with Goodell's blessing. It may be his best shot to save his career.

Moonlighting: Edwards "Dislocates" Thumb in Late Model Crash

Originally Posted on Foxsports.com on July 23, 2007.

Carl Edwards was happily spending his Cup off week racing - first at Gateway in the Busch series, and then in several late model races. Sunday night, Edwards crashed into another competitor and hurt his hand at a late model race at I-80 Speedway in Nebraska.

Conflicting reports indicate he hurt his left hand, then his right hand. Regardless, Edwards took a trip to the hospital to have it evaluated. His brother, Kenny Edwards, told reporters the right thumb was dislocated when it caught on the steering wheel during the crash.

Edwards has since canceled a testing session at Milwaukee on Monday, another testing session Tuesday at Bristol, and a racing appearance at a dirt track on Wednesday.

This could be a costly injury at the midpoint in the season for the Busch series leader, and the fifth place driver in the Cup standings. Edwards anticipates racing in both the Busch and Cup race this weekend in Indianapolis.

The injury highlights the danger to drivers who elect to moonlight at other racing events/series. Other competitors who regularly engage in moonlighting include Tony Stewart (who has broken ribs), Kasey Kahne, Clint Bowyer, Kenny Wallace, JJ Yeley, Ken Schrader, Bobby Labonte, Mark Martin and Jimmie Johnson.

I enjoy seeing Cup drivers race in different series than they typically do, but each race increases the chances that they will become injured and unable to race in their primary series.

Some sponsors have clauses that prevent moonlighting (ie Budweiser-Dale Earnhardt Jr), while other sponsors add their name to the "new" car (ie Dodge/Mopar - Kasey Kahne, Coca-Cola - Tony Stewart).

Owners get into the prevention act by limiting the number of races a driver can race outside his primary series, or by requiring advance notice of the event (Kasey Kahne). Rick Hendrick appears to allow some moonlighting, but not a lot. Jeff Gordon has rarely gone back to his dirt track roots, and while Jimmie Johnson occasionally gets into a Daytona Prototype, he always takes primary sponsor Lowe's with him.

Edwards' injury is sure to cause owners and sponsors to scramble to review their moonlighting policy, And it may be that we will be seeing fewer Cup drivers at the local track.

Take Me Out to the Ballgame, Really, Or I Won't Watch

Originally Posted on Foxsports.com on July 22, 2007.

Before Friday night, the last time I went to a Minnesota Twins game, I was in junior high. Or so I think. It was a while ago, and was the year before they won the World Series, 1987. I believe they played the Texas Rangers (this was 1986 after all), and I think they won.

I loved that game because I got to see Kirby Puckett play, as well as Gary Gaetti, Kent Hrbek and a few others who's names escape me right now.

Unfortunately, I am a fair-weather baseball fan. Although I've attended minor league games since then, I haven't gone to a major league baseball since.

Truth be told, I don't have a team a follow. I don't even watch the World Series that closely.

In my book, baseball is one of those sports that is best watched LIVE. I can't get into a televised game.

But at the stadium, I love watching the goings-ons in the bullpens, the drama of pitcher changes, and the bat boys running out to pick up the shattered bat of the home-run hitter. I miss most of that on TV. And I miss the people watching: The kids who paint their faces, the soda seller hawking his wares, and the grown men who are acting like life hangs in the balance at every bases loaded opportunity. Even the hits, outs and strikes look better live.

So, it was wonderful to sit in the stadium with 34,000 other fans and cheer on a baseball team.

And the Twins even obliged me with a win over the LA Angels.

I'm Going Chili Bowling

Originally Posted on Foxsports.com on July 19, 2007.

Two weeks ago I received the best news of the summer - my tickets for the Chili Bowl Midget Nationals arrived in the mail.

The Chili Bowl is racing's answer to the Super Bowl. Legendary promotors Emmet Hahn and Lanny Edwards have spent the last 21 years building the annual event into a spectacle. Held each January in Tulsa, the Chili Bowl draws all sorts of drivers (known and unknown) including Tony Stewart, JJ Yeley, Kasey Kahne, Sammy Swindall, Brady Bacon, Josh Wise, Danny Lasoski, and Tim McCreadie.

Preliminary wins earn a driver's way into the Mains run on Saturday, with the Golden Driller trophy awarded at the end of the A Main Saturday night. Last year, Tony Stewart won his second Golden Driller.

So, I'm excited to spend a week in Tulsa this January watching great drivers try to master an indoor 1/4 mile track.

After all, by that point football will be over, and I'll be two months into racing withdrawal and the Daytona 500 will still be a month away. Bring on the fumes!

News I Could Do Without

Originally posted on Foxsports.com on July 19, 2007.


It's the Dog Days of Summer, and it appears the heat has gone to everyone's head - clouding thinking, agitating the masses, and generating craziness. These are a few news stories (and mental images) I could do without this summer.

Bull-running = no visitation: A Spanish man lost his visitation rights after child's mother discovered a photo in the newspaper of what the pair were doing on vacation. Apparently, the wise father took the intrepid 10 year old lad to Pamplona to run with the bulls. The photo showed Dad leading (read dragging) the kid by the arm infront of several bulls. Although only 15 people have died in the Running of the Bulls since 1924, the Judge didn't believe it was an appropriate father-son bonding experience. Going to watch the Running of the Bulls, OK; participating with your minor child? Not so smart. This could all be avoided by remembering the smart sportsman's moto: No photos, no videos, no interviews, and deny, deny, deny.

Eighth Grade Superstar Recruited: For the second time in the past two years, USC basketball coach Tim Floyd has signed an eighth grader. Ryan Boatwright, a point guard from Illinois, has verbally commited to USC. Boatwright just completed the eighth grade, and hasn't decided where he will be going to high school. Which NBA team will be drafting him next year after he's completed a year of high school? Isn't this a bit ridiculous? Can't we limit college teams to merely recruiting high school juniors and seniors? That or take the scholarship from the team upon the offer (ie Floyd loses the scholarship until the kid arrives on campus in 4 years). Is someone out there recruiting LeBron's toddlers? Or Kobe's kids? Of course, the root of this could be jealousy - I'm sure once I figure out what sport I'm good at, I'll get a college scholarship for it.

People Over 35 shouldn't throw Javelins: Italian officials have banned javelin throwing inside the track during the Masters Atheletics World Championships. The Masters, which feature competitors between the ages of 35 to 90, will have javelin throwing, but only outside the stadium. The action comes after a competitor slipped in his run-up and speared a long jumper. The long jumper will not need surgery, and should recover. You got me, I admit I laughed all the way through this news article. My question: is getting a javelin out of you like getting a fish hook out of your thumb?


Is It Time for College Football Yet?

Originally Posted on Foxsports.com on July 17, 2007

It happened tonight. I actually checked my calendar to see if I had a free Saturday to do something other than watch college football.

And the answer is: No, I really don't have time to do anything each weekend between late August and, well, January 5th or so.

The last guy I dated didn't really understand my fascination with college football. He had the audacity to COMPLAIN when I flipped between the Richmond race and the South Carolina game. I love racing, but I can watch it and football on TV at the same time.

Why is a girl in Iowa watching a South Carolina game? Because I"ve attended a game at William Bice Stadium and LOVED it!

Besides, he should know that racing commercials take at least 5 minutes, and the crash replay is just as good, if not better. This lack of understanding is probably why the door hit him on the way out.

And, his remarks forfeited him the pleasure of hearing me cheer "Go Cocks!" during a particularly fantastic play (get your mind out of the gutter).

But this year, Gamecocks viewing aside, I have season tickets to Iowa State's games. You live in the town with the stadium, you go.

I'm looking forward to: Tailgating. Sunburns. Slight Hangovers (I do have church the next day). Wearing cardinal & gold. and Cheering loudly.

Can't it start this weekend? Sigh...

Why I'm Becoming a Kyle Busch Fan

Originally Posted on Foxsports.com on July 16, 2007.

I've never really liked Kurt Busch. I thought he was pompous, tried to use terms which he didn't know the meaning of, and generally was a driver with a big mouth and minor talent. I've since revised my opinion of him somewhat, but when little brother Kyle arrived on the scene, I imagined he was getting attention due to big brother Kurt's success.

Then Nascar instituted a rule preventing drivers under 18 from running in the major series, so I figured it was because some owner or sponsor wanted to make a big splash with Shrub. You know, the biggest racing brothers since the LaBontes or Allisons? At the time, Kyle had signed with Hendrick and was only 16, and trying to race in the Truck series.

Kyle still races for the biggest powerhouse in Nascar - Hendrick Motorsports. Surely his success was due to the equipment he was running and the team he was working with.

Wrong. Wrong. And Wrong. Kyle Busch arguably has more talent that big brother Kurt. And he's proven wise in avoiding some of the problems Kurt encountered (but not all of them).

Like Kurt, Kyle has a big mouth. After the first COT race, Kyle had harsh words for how the car drove. "I'm still not a big fan of these [cars]. I can't stand to drive them. They suck." And he'd won the race. "Winning Ugly" was what he called it.

It wasn't the first or the last time he'd bit the hand that fed him.

Lately, he's been firing shots at any and everything that he doesn't like. Such as soon-to-be-former teammates Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Gordon and Casey Mears. Shrub claims they didn't help him at Daytona. In case you've lost count, that's 5 Cup championships and one racing legend's nephew he's messing with. Anyone who saw the race knows Kyle's car was dominent. And anyone who watches restrictor plate races knows that the last corner is crucial to the win, and it just didn't happen for Busch.

Kyle also took a couple shots at Rick Hendrick when Dale Earnhardt Jr announced he's moving into Kyle's seat, garage, and team. Kyle commented that "this {wa}s all brand new" to him. He later offered up his then agent as a sacrifice (probably to save his seat at Hendrick), claiming his agent didn't tell him what had been going on with negotiations.

At the awards banquet late last year, Kyle flubbed up his speech by mentioning his girlfriend "Eva." Unfortunately, his girlfriend is "Erica" and "Eva" is his sister-in-law. None of the remaining drivers let him forget it, with Rick Hendrick telling him that he wasn't going to be able to help him out with that comment! Kyle (and Erica) laughed it off, taking the ribbing in good humor.

His outspokenness may be uncouth, a la Tony Stewart, but it doesn't leave any doubt as to how he feels about things.

Add to the mix his contentous relationship with his team after he left the Texas race while they were feverishly working to put the car back in the race. Junior stepped in and drove the car for Busch, who had left the track. Busch repented, a little, but is still complaining about his car, the strategy that cost him the Busch race on Saturday, and teamwork at Hendrick.

Busch has begrudgingly pondered the scathing assessment of competitors. Tony Stewart compared him to a dart without feathers. Jeff Gordon remarked that he had a lot of learn. Kyle took the comments to heart, and although he hasn't stepped off the gas, even when the car is wickedly loose, he has learned how to avoid running over his competitors.

Earlier this year, he had duels with Jeff Burton in the Busch series. Burton complimented Busch on his clean driving, applauding the fact that Busch didn't bump him out of the way to win.

Now Shrub is the most sought after free agent in Nascar. Hourly updates on which shop he visited this week or which owner he spoke with at the track plague motorsports reporting. Rumors are that Evernham, DEI, Penske, RCR, Gibbs and Ganassi are eminiently going to announce they've signed him.

And why wouldn't a team want him? He's won a race in each of the three Cup season's he's competed in. He has 4 career wins in Cup, and wins in both the Busch and Truck series. He was the youngest pole sitter in the Cup series at 19 and the youngest winner at 20. And now, he's only 22.

He's brash, reckless and brave. He doesn't mince words, and doesn't back down when confronted with a problem. And he has talent.

Kind of like another jaw-flapper named Darrell Waltrip. Or even Tony Stewart,

Maybe that's why he's growing on me.

Iowa Speedway: From Mark Martin to Scott Pruett, It's All Good

Originally posted on Foxsports.com on July 15, 2007.















On Friday the 13th, Mark Martin took his first competitive drive in a Daytona Prototype. Martin also took his first competitive lap around Iowa Speedway, a track Rusty Wallace helped build in Newton, Iowa.













Fans arrived early, and without difficulty, to see Martin and the other drivers in the Grand-Am Rolex Sport Car Series Daytona Prototype event. Martin was teamed with Shane Lewis and Randy Kulhman.














Martin's car started the race in last spot, as Martin did not get from Chicago Nextel Cup qualifying in time to qualify at Iowa. Despite that, he quickly worked his way into the top ten. Eventually the car would finish eighth.















Meanwhile, the winners of the last three Daytona Prototype races, Alex Gurney (Dan Gurney's son) and Jon Fogerty, put their #99 Gainsco car on the pole. They contended for the win until mechanical problems led to a third place finish.















Scott Pruett took over on the #01 TelMex owned by Chip Ganassi/Felix Sabates from Memo Rojas. Gambling on fuel milage, Pruett guided the car to the win.










It was Pruett's 14th career Daytona Prototype win, and the 15th for Ganassi. The win made Pruett #1 on the all-time win list in the Grand Am series.



Sports Writer Challenge: The Greening of Nascar

Originally Posted on Foxsports.com on July 15, 2007.


Live 8 rocked last weekend to bring awareness to global warming. And it raised many questions for Nascar's future.

Racing remains an environmentally unfriendly sport. While all sports generate trash and greenhouse gases through travel and concessions, it is hard to find a sport that uses more resources.

How does Nascar environmentally recreate itself?

Alternate fuels: On July 3rd, Brian France stated he was looking at alternative fuels, but did not have a timeline to implement changes. With soaring oil costs, and the "political incorrectness" of extensive fuel usage, Nascar must transition to alternative fuels, or find a way to minimize usage each weekend. For starters on fuel minimization, streamline the schedule, use the same car bodies, and stop 50+ haulers from criss-crossing the nation.

Reduce tire usage: Nascar limited testing, and tire usage appeared to plummet. However, teams still go through an astonishing number weekly. Requiring teams start on the tires they qualified on and limiting number of tires per weekend (a la Busch series) would lead to new strategies in winning, and likely gin up exciting finishes.

Trash: Weekly some piece of trash gets stuck in a car's nose, leading to a myriad of problems. Concessions are a promotor's bread and butter, but Nascar must rethink what is sold at the track, and what fans do with the trash they generate. Given the number of plastic bottles sold each weekend, recycling canisters should be standard equipment at the track.

Tweaks in scheduling, qualifying, and concessions can "Green" Nascar.

Stepney Gate: Or how industrial spying may affect the F-1 Point Battle

Originally posted on foxsports.com on July 12, 2007.


Intrigue, Industrial Sabotage, Team Shake-ups and 780 pages of Ferrari internal racing documents are percolating through the Formula One garage.

Stepney-Gate, so named after now-former chief Ferrari Mechanic Nigel Stephany, has already resulted in one Court case in London, a potential criminal case in the Modena, Italy district attorney's office, and now an unusual meeting of the FIA World Motor Sport Council set for July 26th.

The scandal, which encompasses Ferrari, McLaren, and Honda camps, began "innocently" enough, when Trudy Coughlan, wife of Mike Coughlan (McLaren's chief designer) , took 780 pages of a Ferrari data to a copying center near McLaren's World headquarters. The odd copying request resulted in a call to Ferrari's lawyers, who immediately set to work to get the material back.

Disks with the 780 pages of date were discovered in the Coughlans' home, and speculation has swirled as to when and how exactly Coughlan got the highly confidential information. The Ferrari data essentially related to how Ferrari designs, races and runs their F-1 program.

Meanwhile, Stepney was having trouble at Ferrari. Stepney's job duties were changed after Ross Brawn's sabbatical, and Stepney eventually requested that his travel duties be cut back. According to Stepney, a 14 year veteran of the Scuderia team, Ferrari reacted as if the request was the highest form of betrayal. His home in Italy was raided, workers at the shop were taken to the police station for questioning, and tracking devices were discovered on his vehicle. Why such extreme measures? Stepney comments that he "know{s} where the bodies have been buried in the last 10 years." And he knows most of the Ferrari technical data.

What is clear is this: Stepney and Coughlan met on April 28 in Spain. And on June 1st, the two met with Honda's team principal, Nick Fry. Stepney told reporters that there was a group of people from the Ferrari team who wanted to jump ship with him to Honda (or another team). Coughlan was apparently looking to leave McLaren as well. Stepney denies providing the papers to Coughlan, pointing out that it is his design and plan that is in the paperwork. If it was in his mind, and he is the creater, why the need to take a hard copy and give it to another?

Stepney implies he is being framed by Ferrari, because as soon as he started to make waves, these events started to happen to him. "Ferrari is unique in Italy, it's a religion. If you go against it, it's like going against the Vatican."

In the British civil case, Ferrari is asking Coughlan to explain a conversation he had with Jonathan Neale, McLaren's racing managing director. The answer could bring McLaren's driver's into the fight, as the World Motor Sports Council is looking into a breach in the International Sporting Code, specifically that between March and July McLaren had "unauthorised possession of documents and confidential information belonging to Ferrari, including information that could be used to design, engineer, build, check, test, develop and/or run a 2007 Ferrari Formula One car."

Ron Dennis, McLaren chief, has started the process to disclose for FIA inspection all the design information related to the 2007 McLaren Formula One car.

In other words, the FIA wants to know if McLaren's design team used the purloined Ferrari guide to help build the "new" McLaren.

If found in violation of the rule, McLaren could face anything from reprimand to disqualification to loss of driver/manufacturer points for the races already run, and in McLaren's case, won.


Information from: Speedtv.com, The independent.co.uk, and Windtunnel with Dave Despain

Dirt Tracking: What to Know Before You Go

Originally Posted on Foxsports.com on July 10, 2007.


I love going to dirt tracks to watch races. Sprint cars - Winged or non-winged. Midgets. Late Models. Modifieds. Stock Cars. Whatever. While the experience attending a paved track race has similar features, there are a few distinct things to think about before hitting the (dirt) track.

Glasses: Not just for sunshine or better vision. Believe it or not, there are clear lens glasses that people wear at dirt tracks to keep the dust out. It's a good idea to either (1) take your sunglasses or (2) find a clear pair to buy, especially if you show up at the track and everyone is wearing a pair. This happened to me at Eldora, and believe me, it took only about 3 laps to figure out it wasn't just Buckeye Bad Vision that lead to all the glasses I saw.

Seat Cushion/ Chair: If you can, find out what the seating conditions are. Do you have backed grandstands? Can you bring a blanket or chair to sit in the turns or infield? Some tracks won't let you carry in a blanket to reserve seats, and others will not allow backed chairs. But the comfort from the chair back or the cushion is worth carrying it in.

Ear plugs: I confess I don't use ear plugs every often. I use a scanner at some tracks, and that helps. I cringe when I see young children running around without ear plugs, and I am surprised that the kids aren't complaining about their ears hurting.

Cooler: Some track promoters are generous and will let you carry in food and beverages. Others point out they are there to make a buck, so pony up at the snack bar. Find out before you arrive with Buds and no bucks. In any event, you can always tailgate in the parking lot.

Clothing: Think about what you will wear. Can you live with it potentially being ruined by mud? I have never lost any clothing due to dirt from a dirt track, but I'm not a girl to wear my best white capris to the race either. Most tracks open the pits after the races so you can meet and greet the drivers, mechanics and teams.

Shoes: If you plan on going into the pits after the race, take time to consider your footwear. Most dirt tracks are wet down, and slick up during the race. You don't want to be the one who slides and falls as you walk across the track. The surface is also uneven, so heels may be out (I know, this seems to go without saying). And I'm not sure flip-flops will protect your feet from flying lugnuts in the pits.

Shower: By all means go out after you've been to the track. Just go with other people who were at the track. Otherwise, the mudflecks on your face look ridiculous. Seriously. Or consider a stop at a shower before you go out.

Attitude: It can be easy to strike up a conversation with the people around you. Just remember they may all know each other as they've been coming to the track for years. This is great if you have lots of questions about the series, track, competitors, or the best place for the after race drink. Regardless, remember you're there to have fun!


Continuing the Nascar Phenomenon

Originally Posted on foxsports.com on July 8, 2007.

Nascar has grown from a fledgling race series started in the South to a nationwide sport in six decades. While merchandise and ticket sales are brisk, there are some clouds on the horizon - some venues are having trouble "selling out" their stands, costs are escalating, and fans appear to be turning off their TVs as ratings are down. Is the future a return to a regionalized series or is stock car racing malleable enough to garner worldwide acclaim?

A look to the future must first include a look to the past. Nascar is here today because of the things it has done "right," and it is a return and reaffirmation of those values that will continue its growth well into the future.

Races

In its first racing year, 1949, Nascar sanctioned seven races in its strickly stock class. All of those races were run on dirt tracks. In 1950, on Labor Day, Harold Brasington hosted a 500 mile race at a paved speedway he built after watching the Indy 500. The Southern 500 was born. And it proved to be the spark that lead to the building of paved speedways and the growth of the sport.

In contrast, last year, Nascar sanctioned a 36 race Nextel Cup series, a 35 race Busch series, and a 25 race Craftsman Truck series. All of those races were run on paved tracks. In addition, Nascar sponsors a Nascar East and a Nascar West series and other weekly series at local tracks around the country.

The willingness to take a chance in scheduling a race at an unproven, unraced track led to great growth in the sport. But how can Nascar continue this tradition today?

Scheduling races always draws controversy. The famed Darlington Speedway was stripped of its Labor Day race, "The Southern 500" when Nascar moved the race to California Speedway. The stated purpose was that Darlington had not been selling out, but the California market would. The change occurred in 2005, and to date the California race has yet to sell out, but Darlington has managed to sell-out its Mother's Day race.

Tracks located in the South have suffered the growing pains of Nascar the most. Track Closures at Rockingham and North Wilkesboro pop to mind. Those tracks lost dates due to purchase of the track and closure to move Cup dates, or because Nascar wanted to move races to other locales.

In the future, Nascar wants to expand its reach by locating tracks in Washington State and New York City. Venues, such as Las Vegas, who only have one race a year are looking to expand to two events. Young upstarts like Kentucky Speedway (who has sued to get a Cup date) and Iowa Speedway, who desperately wants any Nascar date, are hungrily stalking the ever elusive Nascar Scheduling Date. But growth means tracks that currently have two races who are not selling out, or have limited ticket selling/seat capacity, may lose one date, or close altogether. Those options lead to upset fans on one side, and ecstatic fans on the other.

A workable solution is a rotating schedule. Tracks can be guaranteed one date a year, and the possibility of two dates every other year or every third year. Fans would be appeased to some degree, new racing venues could open, and Nascar would expand its reach into untapped markets.

Iron Fist

Nascar has been governed from its inception by the France family. Beginning with William H.G. France (know as "Big Bill"), through his son, Bill, Jr. through Bill Jr's son, Brian, the France family has maintained a fisthold on the business. They've governed who gets races, who races in the races, and how the purse payout will be made.

The beauty of this system is that the power in the organization is everyone knows where the buck stops. If Big Bill or Bill Jr said that was the way it was, it was. Today, that power is welded by Brian France and Mike Helton, the President of Nascar. Other race sanctioning bodies have been plagued by ever-changing committee rule, but Nascar has presented a united front in governing its races.

The downside is that decisions are made in semi-secret, leading fans, competitors and sponsors to speculate to the reasoning behind decisions. Most recently, the tight fisted Nascar penalty machine has issued penalties that on the surface appear to be contrary - COT penalties on three cars are identical despite one crew chief's prior record of penalties; one competitor parked for a race after an in-race incident while another is given a fine for an incident on pit road involving a pit crew member.

To fix these problems, Nascar must re-examine its penalty book. Currently Nascar has Robin Pemberton who attempts to answer questions, but often is either inarticulate or unsure why something has been done.

All mainline sports have commissioners, referees, and open rule books. Nascar needs to follow suit. Appoint a penalty tsar, and let the same person make the decision for each penalty. The current appeal struction could be tweaked as well, so that it is not merely a rubber stamp on the issued penalty. Competitors and fans alike should know who the penalty tsar is, and that person must be able to articulate exactly why the penalty was issued. The current rulebook should be strengthened and the vagueness taken out. No more Rule 12-A-4 - "Actions Detrimental to Stock Car Racing" as the last rule standing to punish behavior.

Access to Fans

Much of Nascar's fan base is there due to the open access Nascar allows to its drivers. In the early days, fans were allowed in the pits to speak with drivers and crew members. Richard Petty, the King, was crowned such because he always took time for the fans who came to races.

Today, corporate sponsors have purchased a lot of the drivers' and crews' time. Pit tours are limited to fans who have access through employment or familial relationships. The average fan who shows up at the track has little opportunity to rub shoulders with their favorite drivers.

Obviously, sponsors have the right to access to the teams they finance. Similarly, if Nascar wants to continue its explosive growth, it needs to maintain the "feel" of driver access. Tracks have taken steps to provide some access through fan zones in the infield, giving fans views of the garage. Drivers generate money through the sales of their merchandise, and many schedule signings at the track.

But Nascar needs to do more. The top ten drivers should be required to participate in an autograph session at the track the following year. Fans can be charged a nominal fee of $5, with the proceeds going to the Nascar Foundation. Ideally, a lottery system to issue the tickets would be utilized, with no exceptions.

Fans also want access to races through TV, radio, and the internet. While current TV ratings are generally down this year, some of that could be attributable to the "new" ways to view a race that have sprung up in the last year. Direct TV Hot Pass and Nascar Track Pass give fans the option to use their satellite TV or computer to "watch" a race. Fans using these technologies may not be watching races on traditional TV. Nascar must continue to lead the way in these technological raceviewing areas, while keeping costs down for the fans.

Sponsorship/ Teams

At each Nextel Cup race this year, several race teams have been sent home after failing to qualify. Years ago, Nascar set the field at 43 cars. And the current rule is that the top 35 teams in points are guaranteed a spot in the field. It is this rule that needs to be changed to continue the growth of the sport via more teams and sponsorships.

Ideally, the rule protects teams who race weekly from being sent home by a purse-snatcher who shows up and races select events, hoping to take home the big bucks, but has no intention of being at smaller purse races. However, the rule has reached its natural conclusion and needs to be modified.

There were 53 teams who showed up to race at Daytona this weekend. Ten of those teams were sent home. As rain prevented qualifying, most of those teams did not have the opportunity to qualify. On other weekends, teams have been fast enough, only to be bumped by a slower, but guaranteed team.

Nascar should modify the rule as follows: Teams in the top 12 in points after each race is guaranteed a spot in the race. All others race their way in. Will this shake things up? You bet. And it will make qualifying important again, unlike the current system. Nascar must then allow teams the opportunity to change from qualifying set ups to race set-ups, so the impound rule needs tweaking too.

Sponsors may take more risks with non-upper tier teams as they have a better chance of seeing their logo on TV each week than under the current system.

Personalities

Dale Earnhardt. Darrell Waltrip. Richard Petty. Cale Yarborough. Jeff Gordon. Tony Stewart. Each one conjurs up a reaction in Nascar fans.

What the sport needs now is a true villain.

The Busch brothers are leading candidates, but they clean up their act every so often. Tony Stewart is a perennial candidate and current leader in this area. And Juan Pablo Montoya's aggressiveness could earn him the spot.

But nothing stirs up a fan base like a run-in with a driver who they hate, and gosh darn it, who keeps winning despite their hexes.

Nascar is a fertile breeding ground for the milktoast mealymouthed driver. Sponsors frown on snappy comebacks and insults on other drivers. Owners don't want to read about their driver in the morning editorial. And of course, no driver wants to be booed week in and week out at introductions.

But aren't fans tired of the generic response to "What happened out there?" Or "Will you change how you race him next week?"

We don't need another Ms. Manners graduate in Nascar. We need a good villain.

A few rule changes, a few fan-friendly tweaks, and (at least) one good villain. That's all it will take to keep Nascar rolling into the next sixty years.

Information from Nascar.com, Jayski.com, The Unauthorized Nascar Fan Guide 2004 by Bill Fleischman and Al Pierce.


Originally Posted on foxsports.com on July 2, 2007.

Richard Petty turned 70 today. Quite a momentous occasion given that the man has won 200 Nascar races, 7 championships, and started racing back in the day when safety meant soaking your t-shirt in fluid to make it non-flammable!

Despite the impressive records, King Richard has endured his share of heartache in racing too. There were horrible accidents, contested wins (once by his own father), and the loss of his grandson, Adam Petty.

But through it all, the King has kept up his smile, his fan-friendly ways, and his sense of humor.

Happy Birthday!

If I Wasn't In Racing, I'd Be...

Originally Posted on Foxsports.com on July 2, 2007.

I was pondering what various members of the Nascar family would be doing if they weren't involved in racing. Here is what I came up with...

Jeff Gordon - hair model

Jimmie Johnson - professional skier

Tony Stewart - stubble model for print and television ads by day; tow truck driver by night

Casey Mears - Uncle Rick's trophy polisher

Kurt Busch - baseball coach/ wrigley field regular

Kyle Busch - insurance salesman

Chad Knaus - holder of the most US patents ever awarded

Brian Vickers - bartender

JJ Yeley - mechanic

Ken Schrader - don't know but there'd be a party every weekend at his house

Denny Hamilin - lawn care business owner

Carl Edwards - Winnebago deliverer

Kasey Kahne - lumber truck driver

Jeff Burton - community college professor

Clint Bowyer - cowboy

Kyle Petty - youth pastor or Harley dealer

Bill Weber- used car salesman

Jeff Hammond - WWE executive/ retired professional wrestler

Darrell Waltrip - late night radio talk show host

Matt Yocum - men's store clerk

Greg Zipadelli - psychologist, specializing in anger management

Elliott Sadler - county western singer

Ward Burton - teacher of high and low Virginian

Kevin Harvick - probably depends on whether he has Delana!

Juan Pablo Montoya - cabbie, Bogota

Mark Martin - the guy you hope you live next to

Jack Roush, owner of men's clothing store where Yocum works

Roger Penske - President

Chip Ganassi - investment banker

Richard Childress - travel agent specializing in big game hunts

Dale Earnhardt Jr - interior/ exterior car designer at a specialty shop


Does Fairness Matter?

Originally Posted on July 1, 2007 on Foxsports.com

Historically, Nascar has battled the perception that it is unfair in issuing penalties to competitors. Many times, Nascar has made the right call. Other times, Nascar has acted in its own best interest. The over arching question is: Does Fairness Matter?

As Nascar inches its way forward in the popular sports sweepstakes, outsiders want to know that the sport does not kow-tow to sponsors, drivers, or fans and that the penultimate goal is winning - with a rules legal car. If observers perceive that the fix is in, they will not remain or become fans, sponsors, or competitors. Thus, fairness, or at least the perception of it, is crucial.

To add to the confusion is the rule book of Nascar. A document not available at your local library but solely handed out to the annointed - licensed drivers, mechanics, and owners. The frustratingly vague document lists rules such as 12-4-A, which lists "actions detrimental to stock car racing," as guidence for competitors' actions. The rulebook also governs such mundane things as weight of the car and number of crew members over the wall in a pit stop.

Rule 12-4-A is frequently cited as authority when competitors are sanctioned: Everyone from Steve LaTarte, Jeff Gordon's crew chief, to Chad Knaus, Jimmie Johnson's crew chief, to Dale Earnhardt Jr. to Tony Stewart have been found in violation of this catch-all.

Last week, LaTarte and Knaus violated the rule by "Fixing" bumpers on the Car of Tomorrow. In 2005, Earnhardt Jr earned his violation by saying "s$%#" in victory lane at Talladega. Tony Stewart has multiple violations of 12-4-A, most recently for failing to meet his post race media obligations.

The vagueness of the rule gives Nascar the room to manuever when it sees something it doesn't like - whether on or off the track. While the manipulation of the rule helps Nascar, it leaves competitors in a grey zone. And leaves Nascar open to complaints of unfairness and favoritism.

If the rules don't specifically say I can't do it, then I should be able to do it, right? While this works sometimes, such as the coil-binding advantages last year which were legal, it doesn't at other times, such as when Jimmie Johnson's car had a device that lowered the car (Nascar promptly sent out a technical memo advising crew chiefs not to try it even though Johnson was not penalized).

To a casual fan, the way these rules play out is confusing. Why is a competitor saying "s#$@" worth 25 points when another one says "F$#@" and gets no sanction? Why is one competitor sent home with a 1/8 height variation while another keeps his win? How come two competitors who completely miss qualifying are allowed to race when another is sent home? Why is running into a competitor on the track worse than hitting him on pit road with a crewmember present? Is there any modification you can do to the COT and if not, is any "modification" that is caught mean a 6 race suspension, 100 points, and $100,000 fine?

Does it make a difference who you are? Who your sponsor is? Where you stand in points? If it does, then Nascar cannot claim it fairly metes out punishment. Equity requires that you be blind to things that don't matter i.e. sponsor, popularity, or point standing. Equity by definition is impartial justice, fairness.

Some Nascar fans would tell you that it absolutely makes a difference who you are and how you will be penalized. It should not be that way.

Of course, fans are not the most impartial people in the world. They have favorite teams that can do no wrong. They want wins, sometimes at any cost. But they want to know that going into the game, their team has a chance to win. A chance to shine.

How many tickets would the Yankees sell if you knew before hand that whatever happened in the game, the umpires would insure that the Red Soxs beat the Yankees? Or that the Royals would win the World Series this year? Does the steriod scandal in baseball affect ticket sales or viewership?

Nascar television ratings are falling. Is it because the "new" fans are falling out of love with the sport? Is the fad over? Or is it because of the perceived favoritism given some teams? Was Tony Stewart right when he complained about yellow flags being thrown at the end of races for a green-white-checker were deliberate to help some teams? Or was it that his statements hit a nerve in fans who perceive that is the case?

Fairness matters. If Nascar wants to continue to grow, it must address this issue. Nascar must look at its penalty scheme and determine if it is genuinely being equitable in the punishments it hands out. Nascar has to articulate why the penalties are fair. And it must deal with the perception that there are favorites.

And dealing with the perception may be the hardest task of all.




Parity Among Cheaters, Swearers, Wreckers & Other No-Good Rascals?

Originally Posted on June 30, 2007 on foxsports.com.

The past few weeks have shed an interesting light on the way Nascar disciplines. From Kurt Busch's pit road run-in to Junior's bracket-gate to Hendrick bumper-gate to Musgrave's melt-down, Nascar has had to deal with various infractions of the rules.

The overall view to the observer appears to be disjointed and frankly, unfair.

COT issues:

Dale Earnhardt Jr's COT showed up with unapproved brackets. Nascar sat his crew chief for six weeks (Eury Jr is back next week at Daytona), fined both owner and driver 100 points with a $100,000 fine.

Jeff Gordon's and Jimmie Johnson's COTs showed up with a modified bumper. Both crew chiefs are out for six weeks and another $100,000 fine. Neither car could qualify or practice on Friday, but were allowed to practice on Saturday and start the race on Sunday.

Seems like virtually identical penalties, right? Well, here's my problem with this whole situation: Chad Knaus, Jimmie Johnson's crew chief, is a perennial rule breaker. Steve LaTarte, Gordon's crew chief, and Tony Eury Jr have not had violations to the degree Knaus has. Why does Knaus get the SAME penalty as two penalty virgins?

Knaus's last suspension was 4 races after a car body violation at Daytona in February 2006. Prior to that, there were rule violations at Dover and Las Vegas. Do you think another 6 races will stop him from tinkering with the car again?

Brian Vicker's car was found to be too low after qualifying. So, his time was disallowed, and since he isn't in the top 35 in points (unlike Gordon and Johnson), he was sent home. It should be noted that Vicker's car passed inspection prior to qualifying, and the car was walked onto the track, qualified and walked back to inspection. Could the car have settled on its own? Yes. But his penalty for something that may or may not be intentional, was worse than the penalty for two cars who clearly and intentionally tried to circumvent the rules (Gordon and Johnson).

Swearing

Dale Earnhardt Jr famously dropped an S-bomb on national TV over his elation in victory lane. He was penalized points and fined by Nascar.

Last week, Kyle Petty dropped an F-bomb on national TV during an on-track incident. He will not be penalized.

I don't understand why an F-bomb is less objectionable than an S-bomb. When I was growing up, I couldn't get away with either one, but the penalty for an S-bomb was much less than an F-bomb. F-bombs left you standing for a week, an S-bomb maybe 24 hours.

Nascar needs to be consistant. I don't think either situation should be penalized, and frankly, I think the networks should be shot for not delaying things for about 5 seconds to bleep that language. Oh, wait, didn't they all agree to do that after Junior's incident? Must have forgot how to bleep since these boys rarely ever swear...

Wreckers

Nascar has had a few famous "wrecks" lately. First, there was the Clint Bowyer, Tony Stewart, Carl Edwards mess at Pocono. The penalty for that one was losing a lap for Stewart, and a brief parking for Edwards.

Carl Edwards bashed into Dale Earnhardt Jr after a checkered flag at Michigan when he believed Junior had punted him out of the way for the win.

Kyle Busch and Kasey Kahne had an ongoing spat during a race that ended up with both of them having significant damage, and a visit to the red trailer.

Kurt Busch parked beside Tony Stewart on pit road, almost hitting a crewman. He was fined and lost points, after Nascar parked him for the rest of the race.

Ted Musgrave bashed into Kelly Bires in a truck race, and is parked a week.

To me, the Musgrave incident looks a lot like the Kyle Busch fiasco and the Edwards-Junior mess at Michigan last year. I don't understand why Musgrave is parked for a week and the others got off with barely a slap on the wrist. The Stewart-Bowyer-Edwards tangle at Pocono probably should have resulted in someone sitting for a race as well. Likely candidate: Tony Stewart, another perennial probationer.

Where do we go from here?

To be consistant, Nascar needs to remember that the perennial rule violator's should not be given a pass when they break the rules. Knaus's suspension should have been for at least 12 races, and should include the Chase and the two races prior to it. Nascar should also mandate that during the suspension he is to have NO contact with the team. If that rule is broken, then it should be a one year suspension for Knaus and whomever broke the rule with him. The car should also have been parked for at least 1 race. And by that I mean the WHOLE car is parked. Each and every team member from sponsor to Driver to shop boy prevented from entering the race track. Harsh, yes, but this team knows Knaus breaks the rules. He's been caught on multiple occasions, and if Nascar continues with the slaps on the wrist and a wink, nothing will change. Park the whole team one week, and No one will gamble.

I'm afraid that Nascar will not handle this the right way. In other words, even if the next car to break a rule has never been in violation before, they will send them home, while guys like Knaus and Ray Evernham are allowed to continue on their way.

On the swearing, Nascar needs to get out of the business of limiting speech. Should the competitors be aware that they should use appropriate language? Yes. But let the broadcasters do their job and keep the slip-ups off the air.

Nascar needs to define where the line is on these on-track incidents. In the past, they have had a hands off policy for those incidents, probably rightfully so. Unless a driver admitted on the radio to doing something (ie Junior admitting he spun deliberately at Bristol), there were no penalties. Several of these incidents seem intentional, and Nascar should do something about that, especially those that put people in the pits in danger while doing their jobs. But the penalties should be consistant - why park one guy but not another?

On the Vicker's issue, let's just get rid of the top 35 rule. If you are one of the fastest 43, then you race. Otherwise, you go home. Fail inspection, then you are going home. Period.

So-No-Mon-Toya?

Originally Posted on foxsports.com on June 19, 2007

Ah, Sonoma. Where things slow down to the point of fermentation. This week, the Nascar boys add right hand turns to their repertoire and slow things down as they tackle the road course at Infineon.

This week marks the first race where Juan Pablo Montoya could steal the spotlight. And the week where the pressure will be on Montoya to perform. As a Formula One winner, the road courses should be Montoya's forte on the Cup circuit.

What is Sonoma compared to Monaco? Or Spa? Or Monza?

Montoya delivered in his first chance at Nascar glory in Mexico City during the Busch race. Of Course, it took aggressive driving, and spinning a teammate at the end of the race to make it happen.

Will Montoya go to such lengths again? Or will he be content to finish with a top 5? 10? 25? Or will he want to win in his rookie season so badly that not even Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart can stop him?

I think he'll be ready to go... Otherwise, there's always Watkins Glen in August...


Guess the Sponsor: Junior to Drive for New Beverage Sponsor?

Originally Posted on June 17, 2007 on Foxsports.com.

On Windtunnel tonight (my favorite TV program), Darrell Waltrip commented that he didn't think that Dale Earnhardt Jr would be driving the Bud mobile next year at Hendrick.

Waltrip picked Hendrick Motorsports as the place Junior would land almost at the outset with Junior's announcement that he was leaving DEI.

Waltrip told Dave Despain that he didn't think Junior would be staying with Bud, as a clean slate was what he was seeking. The chance to be his own man. Waltrip's only other clue was that the car would not be red. Despain commented on credit card sponsors, but Waltrip was adament that it would be a beverage sponsor. Waltrip pointed out that Bud had another year on the contract with DEI.

Regardless if Waltrip knows what he's talking about, it is interesting to speculate. So who are your picks? A Beverage sponsor or something else entirely?

I'm thinking either Mountain Dew or Dr. Pepper... But then there's Gatorade...

And where will Kelloggs land?

Lewis Hamilton Wins Indianapolis Grand Prix

Originally Posted on Foxsports.com on June 17, 2007.

Lewis Hamilton backed up his pole run with a win at Indianapolis Motor Speedway. His main competition was his teammate, Fernando Alonso. Alonso, a two time Formula One Champion, actually had a noticable bauble on the track that probably cost him the race.

Hamilton, a Formula One rookie, has already had a storybook Formula One career. He has never started a race farther back in the pack than sixth. He has never finished off the podium, and now, he has won twice, with the races running back to back weekends.

The win puts him 10 points ahead of Alonso in the Championship standings. A win is equal to ten points, thus Alonso needs to win a race, and to have Hamilton not finish in the points to tie.

The win adds to the tension on the team, as Alonso was McLaren's #1 driver, with Hamilton the team's #2. In Formula One, while all drivers are going for the win, the #1 driver is the presumed leader of the team and the driver the team thinks has the best chance of winning (and winning the Championship). Hamilton has rapidly turned that logic on its head.

In a USAToday article after last week's win, the reporter prodded Hamilton about a Nascar career. Hamilton didn't rule it out but pointed out that he had many goals to achieve in F-1 first. If Montoya brings Nascar the hispanic community, what would happen if another F-1 driver (possibly a Champion) hopped over to drive stock cars?

Personally, I don't think Hamilton will do it. He's British and has grown up with the ideal of a Formula One Championship as the penultimate goal. At retirement, even if that happens tomorrow, he'll probably go the way of Sir Jackie Stewart - to the broadcasting booth or Michael Schumacher - as an adviser/talent scout for his team.

Random Musings on Racing This Weekend

Originally Posted on Foxsports.com on June 16, 2007.

One of my favorite drivers, JJ Yeley, is on the pole at Michigan.

Things That Make You Go Hmm...

Originally Posted on Foxsports.com on June 12, 2007.


Dale Earnhardt Jr. is having a press conference tomorrow. Widespread speculation is that he will announce what team he will be driving for next year.

News reports cite anonymous sources that claim Junior is going to Hendrick, and Kyle Busch is being bounced to ... DEI. The press reports that Gibbs denies involvement in the press conference, and Richard Childress is out of the country. Hendrick declines to comment on the story.

There are several things about this story that make me wonder:

1. Didn't Junior just claim last week that things had slowed down due to the death of Bill France Jr? I know that if I were constantly badgered about a story, I'd probably say things were slow too, even if they weren't. But was this deal cut over the casket at the funeral or what?

2. Hasn't Junior had other press conferences for things like, say his Busch team? To my knowledge, he didn't specify what this one was about.

3. Didn't Hendrick just announce there was no room at the inn? Was this secret code to Kyle Busch to sign the damn contract already, or don't let the door hit you on the way out? I'm no Busch fan, but he has won several races, and he is very young. Hendrick stuck with him through a lot. Is this still fall out from Busch leaving the track when his team was frantically working on his car? And which Junior happened to be available to drive?

4. Wouldn't it just be like Richard Childress (or Dale Earnhardt for that matter) to fly in to town at the last minute for the press conference? And didn't Jeff Burton mention that RCR was going to 4 cars last week?

5. Would Junior really want to go to Hendrick, where he will be the third driver on the totum pole? Gordon will always be the top cat, and Jimmie Johnson is a champion as well. Junior brings with him sponsors and fans, but he'll probably never be the #1 driver there. Then again, maybe he doesn't want to be the #1 driver...

6. Would Junior want to go to RCR? That's a big step back into his father's shadow, and not very far out of his step-mother's shadow. Especially with the merged motor program.

7. Why hasn't anyone talked to Ginn about the press conference?

8. Would Junior want to go to Gibbs? Tony is a 2x champion, and Denny Hamlin is the young gun. He'd fit in, if it just wasn't for that sponsorship problem.

9. Does this mean Kurt Busch pimps Miller Lite and Kyle Busch pimps Bud?

10. Would Junior get the Kelloggs sponsorship? Or where would they go? National Guard just came on board at Hendrick... Would Kelloggs go with Kyle?

11. Didn't these same sources tell us that Kurt Busch would be parked for Pocono due to the pit road flare-up?

12. Didn't these same sources COMPLETELY miss the Kurt Busch move to Penske in August 2005?

Sigh... I guess we'll have to wait until tomorrow to answer these questions...


F-1 Rookie Phenom Motors to Montreal Win

Originally Posted on foxsports on June 10, 2007.


Lewis Hamilton won the Formula One race at Montreal today. Why is this news?

First, Hamilton is off to a fantastic F-1 career - he's finished on the podium in his first six F-1 starts. Second, he is the"second" car in the McLaren stable, behind Fernando Alonso, the two time reigning Formula One champion. "Second" car drivers aren't supposed to lead the points, they are to support the primary driver in the stable.

Hamilton apparently didn't get that memo, as he has run better than Alonso at several races, finishing no worse than third thus far into the season. Hamilton also became the first black (he's British so he can't be African-American, right?) to win in F-1.

News reporters have been calling Hamilton the Tiger Woods of autoracing. I'm not sure this moniker fits, as F-1 is a much bigger deal in Non-American markets than it has ever been in American markets. While Woods is limited to playing a few events overseas, Hamilton yearly races in Bahrain, Australia, Brazil, Canada, and China. My guess is if you ask the average man/woman in the street in Beijing, Madrid, London, Rio, Johannesburg, Dubai, and Sydney who Lewis Hamilton is, they may have an idea, they probably won't know Tiger Woods. In other words, Tiger Woods is the Lewis Hamilton of golf.

If his first six races are any indication of Hamilton's talent, then Schmacher's records may not be as secure as everyone thought.

The Battlin' Brit vs. The Phoenix Firebird? The Rumble at the Speedway

Originally Posted on foxsports.com on June 7, 2007.


Taking a page from the Humpy Wheeler playbook, Texas Motor Speedway President Eddie Gossage has billed the next IRL race, which happens to be at his track on Saturday, as "The Rumble at the Speedway."

Pitting Dan "The Battlin' Brit" Wheldon against Danica "The Phoenix Firebird" Patrick in their follow up bout, Gossage is attempting to generate ticket sales and media coverage of the event. Prominently displaying Wheldon & Patrick's pictures on the TMS webpage, with a "Tale of the Tape," TMS is betting that racing fans will be watching the two as they head to the track.

And it appears that the two are ignoring the spat, and waiting for the other to make the first move to amend the situation.

USATODAY, quoting AP, reports that Patrick has no intention of apologizing to Wheldon. But Wheldon isn't holding his breath waiting for one either, "She acted a certain way and if she wants to look at the video, I think she'll be feeling pretty silly. ... If she wants to come and apologize, I would be very happy to listen."

But Wheldon feels that Patrick took advantage of the situation "When you tug at a guy in the pit lane, I think that is taking advantage of your gender, because it puts me in an awkward position," Wheldon said. "She was acting like a spoiled brat. I don't respect that. ... I tried to step away. She kept grabbing on me like a dog that wanted to bite my ankles."

Patrick, however, believes Wheldon deliberately cut her off. "We'll see how it unfolds, and we're going to have to give each other respect and the space on the track," Patrick said. "If that happens, then I can't see a reason why it would continue. But if he doesn't, then I'll be mad again."

Meanwhile, we'll see if Gossage's promotion sells more tickets. If so, IRL may want to keep the Wheldon-Patrick dispute going for a few weeks to come.

Information from AP, USATODAY.COM and TexasMotorspeedway.com


Thursday, August 27, 2009

A Female First: Jessica Zemken Wins ASCS Feature

Jessica Zemken won her first American Sprint Car Series feature on Saturday at Brockville Ontario Speedway. 

Zemken started from the pole after winning the dash, but didn't take the lead until only 7 laps remained in the 25 lap feature.

Zemken performed a wing dance in victory lane to celebrate her win.  Zemken selects her races carefully, and in the past has attempted to compete at the Knoxville Nationals.

Maybe there'll eventually be a 4th woman in IRL?  Or maybe Nascar needs to take notice?

 

Danica Attempts a Jeff Gordon and Fails Miserably; Meanwhile, Back at the Ranch

Originally Posted on foxsports.com on June 5, 2007.

Danica Patrick was Miffed.  She fumed.  She stomped up to give Dan Wheldon a piece of her mind.  She raised her voice and her eyebrows, dramatically making her point.  Danica went so far as to push Wheldon to make sure he got it.  Wheldon's reaction?

He ignored her.  Like the leftovers you don't want to eat after you get home, and then fester in your refridgerator.

Danica was upset that Dan and Dario Franchitti hadn't let her pass them on the track.  Wheldon went so far as to bump her car.  She managed to keep it off the wall, and finished the race.  But she was upset.

Unfortunately, she hadn't mastered the Jeff Gordon Bristol shove.  Back to the drawing board, Danica!   You did much better slapping Jacque Lazier.

Meanwhile, at the rain delayed Nascar race, Tony Stewart and Kurt Busch had another round of "Oh, yeah, well, take that!" which usually ends with both cars wrecked and ruining a good finish.

However, this version amped up the typical slugfest when Busch bumped into Stewart.  On pit road.  While Jason Lee, a crewmember, was on the right fender. 

Lee had to jump onto the hood to avoid being crushed by Busch's car.   Never fear, it appears Lee gave Busch an earful after it happened, and he wasn't hurt.  

Both sides are claiming the other is at fault. 

The IRL announced neither Danica or Dan would be penalized. 

Nascar parked Busch at the time of the offense, but penalties could be handed down tomorrow.   Busch's problem is that a crew member on pit road nearly got hurt and it was clearly intentional behavior. 

The on-track incident is likely to be considered "just racing" even if you could see the outcome watching the two race without giving.

I think Busch could be up for a signficant penalty.  Maybe even a suspension.

After all, if Junior loses 100 points and his crew chief for 6 races for tinkering with the COT, which didn't almost injure someone, shouldn't intentional behavior which comes within inches of harming a teammember be worth more?