I was pondering what various members of the Nascar family would be doing if they weren't involved in racing. Here is what I came up with...
Jeff Gordon - hair model
Jimmie Johnson - professional skier
Tony Stewart - stubble model for print and television ads by day; tow truck driver by night
Casey Mears - Uncle Rick's trophy polisher
Kurt Busch - baseball coach/ wrigley field regular
Kyle Busch - insurance salesman
Chad Knaus - holder of the most US patents ever awarded
Brian Vickers - bartender
JJ Yeley - mechanic
Ken Schrader - don't know but there'd be a party every weekend at his house
Denny Hamilin - lawn care business owner
Carl Edwards - Winnebago deliverer
Kasey Kahne - lumber truck driver
Jeff Burton - community college professor
Clint Bowyer - cowboy
Kyle Petty - youth pastor or Harley dealer
Bill Weber- used car salesman
Jeff Hammond - WWE executive/ retired professional wrestler
Darrell Waltrip - late night radio talk show host
Matt Yocum - men's store clerk
Greg Zipadelli - psychologist, specializing in anger management
Elliott Sadler - county western singer
Ward Burton - teacher of high and low Virginian
Kevin Harvick - probably depends on whether he has Delana!
Juan Pablo Montoya - cabbie, Bogota
Mark Martin - the guy you hope you live next to
Jack Roush, owner of men's clothing store where Yocum works
Roger Penske - President
Chip Ganassi - investment banker
Richard Childress - travel agent specializing in big game hunts
Dale Earnhardt Jr - interior/ exterior car designer at a specialty shop
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