Top 11 Ways For Jeff Gordon To Generate $10,000 to Pay a Fine

Originally Posted on March 28, 2006 on Foxsports.com

11.  Borrow money from ex-wife.

10.  Only 1% of $1 million bonus from finishing 11th last year.  Oh, wait, spent that on trips to South Africa and Paris.

9.  Charge appearance fee from Jimmie Johnson and Dale Earnhardt Jr. for their radio shows (@ $5,000 each.) 

8.  Savings from not renting tuxedo for last year's award banquet.

7.  Fine Chad Knaus for missing 4 races as owner of the car. 

6.  Ask girlfriend if you can sell pictures of her for swimsuit calendar.

5.  Design "new" pit cap logo.  "Drive for fine"

4.  Auction off helmet from race on e-bay.  (Ask Kenseth to sell his firesuit with it).

3.  Steal Brian Vickers' hair care supply and sell it to Boris Said, Kasey Kahne, Casey Mears and Jimmy Spencer.

2.  Fee for small role in  "Spaceballs II:  Revenge of the Rainbow Warriors"

1.  New sponsor for the car.  "Tony Stewart's Anger Managment Seminar"