Originally Posted on December 26, 2005 at Foxsports.com.
Do you ever wonder what happened to the hot football stars of yesteryear? I'm sure I could find out what really happened somewhere online (hello, google), but what fun is that when I can speculate...
1. Al Cowlings. Do you ever wonder if he & OJ take a trip down memory lane and the interstate reliving that infamous white Bronco-police chase? Driving a taxi for a living now.
2. Joe Theisman. His leg injury is permanently engraved on my brain as one of the worst football injuries ever. Selling rascals at a dealership in DC.
3. William "The Fridge" Perry. One of the 1985 Chicago Bears. Testing George Foreman Grills at the factory.
4. Ickey Woods. Creator of the Ickey Shuffle. Teaching dance to eight year olds and offering suggestions to Chad Johnson for endzone celebrations.
5. Charles Woodson. 1997 Heisman winner. Polishing the trophy (which in my opinion should have gone to Peyton Manning).
Who else has vanished into the vast vaccuum that is pop culture? And who will be the next victim?
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